i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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