I wanna passion pit in your ass
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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