Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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