Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
please don't ironically join a cult
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