yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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