he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I am available for nakedness
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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