Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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