I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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