Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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