sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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