By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You had me at "let me see your balls"