I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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