I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.