when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.