ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?