He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.