It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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