The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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