I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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