i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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