So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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