is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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