playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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