quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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