What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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