god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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