you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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