doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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