We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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