Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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