member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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