D3 body, D1 cock
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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