This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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