miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
whose parrot is this?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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