Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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