I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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