The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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