how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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