Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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