Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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