I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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