is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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