just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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