You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
