i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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