he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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