My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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