Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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