haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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