How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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