For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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