We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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