Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Dignity is for republicans.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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