yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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