And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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