glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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