My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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