Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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