the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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