i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It's never too late to be topless.
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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