If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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