what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
God I need to hump something, right now.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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