bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i came on her dog
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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