I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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