69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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